#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
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What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
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Warped Tour Holland Lineup
Warped Tour will be hitting Holland and Europe by storm on November 10th. Check out the lineup below after the jump.
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Safe to say that you missed the point of all your favorite lines
And you don’t stand for anything at all
Rather than take the time to learn to do it right
You just sell yourself and lie because to you it’s all the same
If your only claim to fame is the names you drop
Your word’s not worth the breath it took to spit it out
From the clothes you wear to the car you drive
The company you keep
They’re all just worthless commodities
Hear what you’re telling me, but I’m not everybody else
I’ve seen this all before, and I’m not impressed
But what did you expect?
Hear what you’re telling me, but I’m not everybody else
I’m not everybody else
I’m not everybody else
I’ve seen this all before
All the nights spent searching for new ways to seem more interesting
And it’s all just gleaned from magazines of someone else’s life
Find your own personality, a heavy dose of humility
And you might not be a joke to everyone around you
If your only claim to fame is the names you drop
Your word’s not worth the breath it took to spit it out
From the clothes you wear to the car you drive
The company you keep
They’re all just worthless commodities
Hear what you’re telling me, but I’m not everybody else
I’ve seen this all before, and I’m not impressed
But what did you expect?
You’re so this year
Where will the trend stop?
(Is there anything more?)
You’re so this year
Where will the trend stop?
(Is there anything more to you?)
You’re so this year
Where will the trend stop?
From the clothes you wear to the car you drive
The company you keep
They’re all just worthless commodities
Hear what you’re telling me, but I’m not everybody else
I’ve seen this all before, and I’m not impressed
But what did you expect?
Hear what you’re telling me, but I’m not everybody else
I’m not everybody else
I’m not everybody else
I’ve seen this all before
(Source: Spotify)
